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05:18 pm
[Link] | cigarettes taste like sunshine!!
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02:37 pm
[Link] | Dani: My husband gets out of jail tomorrow
Me: But he just went in!
Current Mood:  disappointed
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01:13 pm
[Link] | I'm at the Doe Library on UC Berkeley campus. I haven't been here in months. God, this place smells like fobs. Food is still too expensive. And still too many homeless people on the street.
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11:34 am
[Link] | does anyone still read lj?
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10:03 pm
[Link] | Tibetan Youth Congress = terrorists
"Life expectancy of Tibetan was 35.5 years in 1959 vs. 67 years in 2005.And the infant mortality rate was 43% in 1959 and 3.1 % in 2005 (4.8% inCanada, 2006 data). What happened? Since 1959, 1,326 new medical institutions have been built ,among which, 764 new hospitals or clinics, 79 disease prevention centers and55 health centers dedicated to women and children. How about education? Before 1950, there was almost no decent school inTibet, less than 2% school-age children received education and theilliteracy rate was 95%. In 2003, 91.9% school-age children in Tibetenrolled in primary schools; 82.9% primary schools students continuedstudying in middle schools; and 72.1% middle school graduates continuedhigher education. All are decent numbers even they were from communities in U.S."
"In the Dalai Lama's Tibet, torture and mutilation -- including eye gouging, the pulling out of tongues, hamstringing, and amputation of arms and legs -- were favored punishments inflicted upon thieves, runaway serfs, and other "criminals."
"An English visitor to Tibet in 1895, Dr. A. L. Waddell, wrote that the Tibetan people were under the "intolerable tyranny of monks" and the devil superstitions they had fashioned to terrorize the people. "
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02:52 pm
[Link] | Black people should really try to behave in the next 8 months or so if we want to get Obama elected.
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07:59 pm
[Link] |
boogie for jesus
this is me, at my church's bible study group.
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07:29 pm
[Link] |
low-tech rick rolling
[slqvw] <962/962hp 167/167m 610/610mv 100br 0xp -r> townl damacon
Recent town talks containing damacon:
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[Sun Mar 16 21:01] Damacon (4): sup caelisa
[Sun Mar 16 21:02] Damacon (4): we're doing the rickroll over here... here we go!
[Sun Mar 16 21:14] Damacon (4): you know the rules and so do i
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): a you wouldn't get this from any other guy
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): gotta make you understand
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): everyone do this!!
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): never gonna give you up
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): never gonna let you down
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): never gonna run around and desert you
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): never gonna make you cry
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): never gonna say goodbye
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Damacon (4): never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
[Sun Mar 16 21:15] Dorgio (65): 5 mil to boot damacon.=D
[Sun Mar 16 21:16] Damacon (4): we've know each other for so long
[Sun Mar 16 21:16] Damacon (4): your heart's been aching
[Sun Mar 16 21:16] Damacon (4): y
[Sun Mar 16 21:16] Damacon (4): but you're too shy to say it
[Sun Mar 16 21:16] Damacon (4): inside we both know what's been going on
[Sun Mar 16 21:16] Dorgio (65): bl damacon is a tard
[Sun Mar 16 21:16] Damacon (4): we know the game and we're gonna play it
[Sun Mar 16 21:17] Damacon (4): never gonna give you up
[Sun Mar 16 21:17] Damacon (4): never gonna let you down
[Sun Mar 16 21:17] Damacon (4): never gonna run around and desert you
[Sun Mar 16 21:17] Damacon (4): never gonna make you cry
[Sun Mar 16 21:17] Damacon (4): never gonna say goodbye
[Sun Mar 16 21:17] Damacon (4): never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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12:18 am
[Link] |
Dear Karen V
Get thee to a nunnery: why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? You are too beautiful. I don't want anyone touching you. Anyone except God, and maybe Jesus.
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07:50 pm
[Link] | asklfddasfadsfdsfdsfdsfasdfasdhogasdfgg
internet sucks. i would trade my lifetime access to the internet for one cig right now.
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06:26 pm
[Link] | Should I blame Eve, or the Snake?
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10:20 pm
[Link] |
lololz rejection
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10:02 pm
[Link] |
Representing EPA-650 in the East Bay-510
HRC should just go away. The donkey's butt is already a nigga joint. Michelle Obama would be like "I'm in your white house, eating your fried chicken". Vote for Obama if you want Lewingski back as a White House intern. Obama would be like "I'm rich! biaatch! come to the white house!"
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07:03 pm
[Link] | I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
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06:17 pm
[Link] |
Bush + McCain = BFF
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05:57 pm
[Link] |
An Incomplete Lexicon of the California Police Codes
187 -- Holy shizzile, nigga's got a gun, and he's gonna 187 on the undercover cop!!
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02:31 pm
[Link] | Speak to me God. Save my rotten soul, lead me not to temptation. Show me the light, for I'm but a lost sheep. Baaa.. Baaa...
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12:50 pm
[Link] | bling bling
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04:23 pm
[Link] |
2nd job
I got a second job at my friend's chinese restaurant. Washing Dishes. It's a great job. Really. It's the only job I know where I can sing out loud, in Chinese, without anyong else looking at me like a nut job. They all sing at the kitchen. Not the waitresses, or the boss, but pretty much everyone else.
There's Ah-Jing, a hei-zhai-se de Chinese from Liao Ning. He's my supervisor, and speaks the thickest northern Chinese accent I know. Sometimes I can't even understand him. Especially when he's yelling at me, "Na piao! Na piao!" (<-- took me a while to get it means "get spoons! get spoons!) And he's always picking on my work. Ordering me around to wash this, and wash that, and doing over again. What a bastard.
There's also the waitress staff. They're reasonably good looking women. They dump the dirty dishes in my treys, eyes looking directly at the floor, and walk away, as if my work area is a dumpster.
Then there's Amigo, my fellow dishwasher. Apparently, when you are a Mexican working at a Chinese restaurant, it doesn't really matter what your names are. Because something like "Pedro" would probably sound like "Pedlo". I don't think Ah-Jing can even say "pedlo", it might be like "pe-de-lo". I don't think anyone even want to know. "Amigo" is much easier. The Chinese are especially fond of outsourcing their special brand of workshop ethics, especially to the Amigos. The dishwashing position has 1 opening on weekdays, and 2 on weekends. So from Monday to Thursdays, Amigo has to wash all the dishes in a very popular restaurant. Not just the ones customers eat, but also all the kitchen ware used by the entire cooking/preping staff.
Now I work with Amigo. My solo shifts are on Wedsnesdays and Thursdays. Then I work double shifts on the weekends. It's a hard job. Something you obsolutely cannot do under the influence of marijuana or alcohol. It's not like handling baggages at the airport. Here if you trip, you break a whole shelf of dishes. And boy, they have a lot of fancy dishes. I've washed them all.
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06:34 pm
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Huckabee for President!
"NYT: MCCAIN'S BIRTHPLACE IN CANAL ZONE RAISES ELIGIBILITY QUESTIONS... "
-- Drudge Report
Here's GOP's best shot in 2008. Have John McCain withdraw from the race. So the nomination goes to Huckabee. Mike Huckabee believes in miracles. So does the religious right. They will surely see this as a sign from God and vote in doves for Huckabee.
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